from DishRag

(Now he just needs to do something about those yukky looking yellowed teeth.)

According to a UCLA dermatologist who treats celebrities, "John McCain now looks like he's had a lot of Botox to paralyze his frown and worry lines on his forehead. I'd also say that he's had some laser treatments to lessen the broken capillaries and diminish age spots."

I'm willing to bet that McCain may not even know he's had Botox. My theory is that his freeze-dried wife, Cindy McCain, has been secretly sedating poor John for years and injecting him with her very own forehead-muscle paralyzing Botox stash. She looks like the kinda gal who might do just that.