at least, if you read the layer of botox in his forehead the same way you count rings around a tree. Because, in case you can't tell, the Republican double standard of being Oh So Horrified at Bill Clinton gets hushed up when it comes to Cheater McCain, I'm going to put a link to yet ANOTHER article about how McCain cheated on his faithful crippled wife and went for rich bimbo Cindy Henson. This is about the terms of the divorce settlement while McCain went on his merry way.

While he was imprisoned, Carol was in an auto wreck (1969), thrown through her car's windshield and left seriously injured. Despite her injures, she refused to allow her POW husband to be notified about her condition, fearing that such news would not be good for him while he was being held prisoner.

When McCain returned to the United States in 1973 after more than five years as a prisoner of war, he found his wife was a different person. The accident "left her 4 inches shorter and on crutches, and she had gained a good deal of weight."

Oh, well, then, Crippled and Had Gained Weight. Now THERE's an excuse for a person to go off and cheat, eh?  No loyalty in THAT family by John McCain.

While Executive Officer and later as Squadron Commander McCain used his authority to arrange frequent flights that allowed him to carouse with subordinates and "engage in extra-marital affairs." Such behavior was a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice rules against adultery and fraternization with subordinates..

Timberg wrote, "Off duty, usually on routine cross-country flights to Yuma and El Centro, John started carousing and running around with women. To make matters worse, some of the women with whom he was linked by rumor were subordinates . . . At the time the rumors were so widespread that, 1 or not, they became part of McCain's persona, impossible not to take note of."

So... McCain has a pattern of cheating.

McCain described their first meeting, "She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening's end, I was in love." 

While still married to Carol, McCain began an adulterous relationship with Cindy. He married Cindy in May 1980 -- just a month after dumping Carol and securing a divorce. The newlyweds honeymooned in Hawaii.

McCain followed his young, millionairess wife back to Arizona where her father helped catapult McCain into politics,

So what did his dumped wife get? Property and money settlements.

John McCain gave up his interest in two homes and agreed to pay $1,625 a month in alimony and child support when he divorced his first wife 20 years ago, court records show. 

The senator and Republican presidential candidate divorced his wife Carol in 1980 when he was a Navy captain with a home of record in Orange Park, Fla., about 12 miles south of Jacksonville.

McCain, 63, gave her his interest in homes in Alexandria, Va., and South Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla., according to records of the divorce settlement obtained by The Associated Press and other newspapers.

The Arizona senator agreed to give her their furnishings, $1,325 a month in alimony, $300 in child support. He also agreed to pay an additional $500 monthly if she couldn't find a job.

Course that was 10 years ago. McCain is old and dried up now, so he's not likely to cheat again on his bimbo-now-wife with whom he cheated on his first wife. Maybe she, since she had no scruples not to cheat with a married man, will go off and cheat on HIM since she's so much younger and he's a geezer.

Update: I had forgotten about Vicki Iseman. Since McCain has lied about everything else recently and continues to lie even though an outraged media is calling him on it, who says he's not lying about Vicki Iseman. After all, there IS Viagra.