Heck, I don't even like all the perfume ads but at least nobody is asking me to TASTE them!

P.S. I used to be really creeped out by the Welch's grape juice girl, who appeared to really be a midget. If she wasn't, then she was like the little girls in the movie (Was it the Village?) where all the kids were aliens from outer space and had white hair... or maybe it was like Children of the Corn. Anyway, somebody seriously needs to smack the Welch's grape juice people.