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23 August 2011 at 1:24:23 PM
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First premise as you read this, if Rick Perry really believes that Only God Can Help, then why he is in office for ANY elected position?

Rick Perry did an official rain prayer in April. Did God answer? Nope. Texas in the worst recorded drought ever. Wouldn't you think that some overtly religious folks might wonder if god is trying to tell Texas something?

Rick Perry did a *dogwhistle* about being called for office.

Governor Rick Perry decided to host what he called a nonpolitical prayer meeting for only SOME Texans, using his official office to push attendance for the event he initiated, The Response. At the meeting, Rick Perry preached a sermon, said a prayer, and was faux anointed. After the meeting, the American Family Association got all the names and has created a political mailing list.

Rick Perry said Only God Can Help but then asked Obama for help with the drought

Rick Perry prayed to God to get rid of the EPA because, presumably God is against clean air and water

Rick Perry compared himself to Jesus, using Jesus's prophet not being honored in his hometown example.

Rick Perry said that the economic crisis was due to God

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Rick Perry said that god created the world and doesn't know that creationism is not taught in Texas public schools.

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If Rick Perry believes all this, fine. We have freedom of religion in this country. But then why doesn't he go off and become a preacher of a mega church?

*****************BONUS!!!! Rick Perry and the Earthquake Jokes -from twitter

 

Robert Elens
 
Rick Perry says scientists who believe in plate tectonics are a cult. 
Mike Radionchenko
 
RT : Governor Rick Perry issues press release saying that earthquake is a "theory that is out there."
Sachi Mohanty
 
Is Perry going to say that the is a warning sign from to Americans (East Coast liberals ...) to reform or else? 
jimmyettele
 
I guess we're going to be talking until Kim/Chris divorce or Rick Perry says something stupid again.
Ehud K.
 
Rick Perry has just issued a statement questioning the so-called "science" of seismology... "They seis what?? Sounds dubious to me." 
MadisonU
 
BREAKING: Rick Perry: "not been proven," won't rely on "scientific theory" about tectonic plates when some are still doubting 
M Miller
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Rick Perry called. He said that in Texas, they shoot the Earth for messin' with them. 
Scott Koch Walker
 
Rick Perry's mis-directed prayer campaign produces earthquake instead of rain. 
Thales99
 
With that earthquake and drought, I wish Rick Perry would stop praying.

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