Nuff said. Perry couldn't get on the straw poll in Iowa because he hasn't, um, DECLARED for to run for president. Oh, sure, he's *inched forward* and his wife has tried to get him off the wallflower seat and today I see that he is *poised* to run. Bwahahahah. He's not running yet, he's NOT on the Iowa Straw poll and he just hopes Iowans don't get it.