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Borowitz: Clinton Says Votes of Her Imaginary Friends Must Be Counted
 


21 May 2008 at 9:11:10 AM
salon

At a campaign rally in Louisville today, Sen. Clinton said that she is now officially ahead of her rival, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) in the popular vote "if you include the votes of my imaginary friends."

While Sen. Clinton refused to put an exact number on her legions of imaginary voters, she said that they were "in the zillions."

Party rules make no specific mention of the votes of imaginary friends, but Sen. Clinton appeared dismissive of that state of affairs, calling it "a glaring omission."

"My imaginary friends may be imaginary to the people who run the Democratic Party, but I can assure they are very real to me," she said. "And they are going to take me all the way to the White House!"


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