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Heh! Tell You What! Larry Craig (R-ID) Has Been Fodder for Some Very Funny Jokes
 


30 August 2007 at 3:55:35 PM
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I watched Hardball and Countdown last night and found myself guffawing several times at how utterly ridiculous and funny Craig's situation is. His "I am Not Gay" rates right there with Clinton's "I Did Not Have Sex With that Woman" ... maybe we should ask Craig what his definition of gay is, because if it's not trying to have sex with another man in an adjoining bathroom stall at the airport, what IS it?

Larry Craig's Guide to Men's Room *Signals*

Anyway, Andy Borowitz- NBC Launches To Catch a Senator.

At a press conference in New York, NBC News president Steve Capus said that To Catch a Senator would focus the Dateline investigation team's energies on "the number one menace in America today: pervy Republican senators."

While he indicated that plans for the program are still being developed, Mr. Capus said that To Catch a Senator would use an airport bathroom as the nerve center for its sting operation.

Specifically, he said that the program would deploy Predator host Chris Hansen as a decoy to lure depraved senators into lewd contact.

"Chris will be waiting in one of the bathroom stalls, and when the senator taps on the wall, Chris will kind of pop out of the stall and start grilling him," Mr. Capus said. "We'll nail that bastard faster than he can say 'I'm not gay.'"

Keith Olbermann's Hilarious Spoof of Larry Craig: Dragnet Style

Trey Ellis: Sometimes I Wish I Were Gay

And yet...how awesome it would be if straight guys could just sidle up to a woman, tap our foot and have sex with them. According to Craig's police report that's all you have to do. I'm newly single again and truly suck at meeting women at bars. I don't like to get drunk and think it's unsportsmanlike to take a woman to bed if she's blotto.

This whole tapping the foot thing could be the answer to my prayers. After yoga, instead of feverishly racking my brain for some non-lame ice breaker I'd just -- tap, tap, tap -- and they'd jerk me in to the locker room. The next time I fall in love at Starbucks, instead of pretending to the woman in front of me that I'm confused about the distinction between a grande and a venti I'd tap, tap, tap and we'd rush off to the nearest hotel.

Translating Craig's News Conference

Link to David Letterman on Craig "Getting Jiggy"


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