Second Coming? Bwahahah-Secessionist Rick Perry Compares Himself to Jesus ....Somervell County Salon-Glen Rose, Rainbow, Nemo, Glass....Texas

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Second Coming? Bwahahah-Secessionist Rick Perry Compares Himself to Jesus ....

15 June 2011 at 10:57:09 AM

Well, this was my first laugh of the day. Basically, Fox News shill, who undoubtedly was trying to get the tough questions answered by Perry early before Perry may announce to run for president, asked why Texans, EVEN TEXAS REPUBLICANS, generally don't like him.

Heh. Here was Perry's answer

Don't you just love it when some fool-headed politician compares himself to Jesus?

From Matthew 13:53-58- (KJV which is God's True Translation of the Bible)

And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence. 54And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works? 55Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? 56And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things? 57And they were offended in him. But Jesus said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own house. 58And he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief.

Maybe that's what he had in mind when he tried to arrange for all those Governors to attend HIS coming out party in a big Ole Come To Jesus party (On Your Knees!) Bwahahahahah.  Course it's not like Perry even knows his Bible.

Yup, We need Rick "Jesus" Perry to be president and bring his nuttiness to the rest of the US.

Gee. WHO SAID Perry is popular in the rest of the US but not Texas? Hmmm? How about a source for that whopper, Cavillo? IF there are people who have a good opinion of Perry, they either have to be greedy big businessmen who hope he trashes the rest of the United States like he has Texas, OR they don't know anything about him. Imagine that you have somebody in your town that is generally despised and considered a little nutty. Would it be ANY surprise that people that live in a different town THAT DO NOT KNOW HIM AND HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM might be neutral or even think he's okay? At least until that guy moved to THEIR town and they wise up.

Here' s a question. who even kNOWS who Perry is outside of Texas? Can you name the govenor of Oklahoma? I can't. I knew Ahnod was governor of California (and for sure know it now it's exposed what a skeev he is)-but who's the governor NOW that he's not? I don't know. So this whole premise of People Like You Outside Texas-... Um. Cough it up, Cavillo. WHO are these people that even KNOW who Perry is, unless it's seeing his yahoo-shooting coyote pics? Are they people who travel with him on his many posh junkets outside the country where he is instead of *governing* Texas? WHO?

Hey, Cavillo. Next time you hold an interview with Perry, why not ask him about the gay rumours that go back years?

P.S. One thing is sure. Perry is entertaining. Who else would declare a Weekend of Prayer to ask God to get rid of the Texas drought? Maybe he just needs to do it himself since he equates himself with Jesus; because His Prayers to God haven't worked yet and we STILL have a drought. bwahahahahahah.

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1 - humanbeing   15 Jun 2011 @ 9:14:50 PM 

Love your artwork, salon!! I'm laughing, too, at the absolute absurdity of this dangerous goofball. But make no mistake, the media has promoted this idiot. People all over the world have heard of him and there are many Americans just as delusional and perverse in their thinking as he is.

I don't believe for a minute that this guy has the guts to run for President but he sure can continue to take this state backwards into the dark ages with the willing support of all too many Texans. What a tragedy.

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