Bush Busy During the Hurricane While People on the Gulf Coast Died

We would but it takes a Republican House willing to impeach you

Do it the US Way or Else. Diplomacy is not my strong suit

Tell your positions in the hearing or I'll squash you like a bug

You're a source AND a target

Annoyed yet, Bush?

John Roberts Jr More entertaining

Why listen to Bush when you can watch a 4 year old pro

If those 144 Abu Grhraib photos and videos come out showing how we tortured children, I'm screwed-Instead, I'll defy the court order!

See? I'd take a bullet for you. You Look so manyly when you cowbody stride

No, I don't want Congress investigating Gitmo Bay and I'll Veto Any Attempt To Do it

Bush-Putting the W Back into Wire Hanger

Ah! The smell of rubbed bald heads on my fingers-I won't wash my hand for a week

Nyah, my fingers are crossed and you can't see

Yes, I purposely put you on the end, Mr. Bush. Next time don't ruin my rose gardens

I was only kidding when I said we'd have cow balls for your birthday dinner

Out of the t-shirts of babes

Truman Capote's Idea of a Cowboy-teach this man not to milk male horses, pls

Stick to your story, stick to your story

We aren't leaving till all the bases are done and every dissenting Iraqi is nuked into glass

The Claw Hand Of Doom Rests On the Neck... Again

I feel pretty... oh so pretty.. I feel pretty and witty and wise.. but where's my matching purse?

I won't go to your funeral, but I'll visit you in the hospital and rub your head

Bush! We need freedom to breathe clean air

Every day is a Rub-A-Bald-Head day for Bush

You don't look like Gannon

Copper, you try to put me in jail. Nyah.

It's hard work for him

I deserted but I'll throw you in the brig if you do

Yes, I put chapstick on first

Mission Accomplished.. in 10 years... after we get control of all Iraq's oil

How do I say in English that the barn door's open, and the little mouse is out?

That's Bush. All over Illegal

Will somebody tell that fool the lenscaps are on?

Run, Barney, Run! Before he drops you again

I sent Tiny Bush instead of me while I nurse my hangover

We keep trying but it's hard to do

You don't expect me to be classy enough to clean my glasses with my own hankerchief, do you?

I dunno-Let me get the ruler

Can't get enough of rubbing them bald heads

Lucky he's right under my hand so I can rub his bald head

His head's only partly bald, but it'll have to do

Like Daddy Like Daughter

Best Baldie in the Bunch

No. We don't have jobs. No. We won't inspire you by joining the military. That's for the poor.

Quick, duck! They've spotted us

The letters are big enough but I can't read

What! I better sit here and confer with myself for 20 minutes

Fresh from sucking out old women's brains, he was ready for young 'uns.

This young pup would have nothing of VampBush

Don't want to drop the dog again

You want me to apologize! I won't, I won't I won't

You mean I was supposed to cook this first?

Skinheads like Bush, too. Their heads are bald

I get NCLB and to rub his bald head, too

Orange! Orange! Where's your duct tape and plastic sheeting?

After I retire, I'm becoming Preacher Bush

You're not voting for me? For that, I won't rub your bald head

Even a dumb C Student can grow up to be president-if he's rich

I have more nukes than you. I get to lead

If I hug up on Bush even though he slandered me in the 200 primary, will he endorse me instead of Frist?

Two steps back, Condi, thanks

Jenna's lack of class in public

The World is Safe for Boobies Again

and then I tried to wash the blood off my hands......

No, I said THREE shots....

I never realized your eyes were so brown

Yes. We Know

Wah! I can't believe you read the Downing Street Memo-now how will I fool you?

Sending us a subliminable message?

Bush Loves Them Bald Heads

Get me back in the car, NOW. Why'd George send me here alone again?

Choose Life -Because in eighteen years, American needs this rugrat to waste us some A-rabs

Hey! Turkey has a bald head, too

I like em bald and greasy

How can 59.054,087 people be so dumb?

Is that the hand he uses to milk the horse?

Rank has its privileges

George thinks I'm listening but I have Ez Listening on instead

More Desperate Housewives

I enjoy showing my ass.. that's why I'm good at threatening countries

Bush Moving In To Harvest Fresh Souls (Wonkette)

Darn. I need to catapult the propaganda better. They aren're buying it

With all her money, can't she wear afford makeup?

You're welcome. We enjoy spending our tax money on yachts for the President

Faux News for the Masses

When the phone rings, I'll give you the code

Should someone tell Bush that's his stomach and not his heart?

And she's flattered?

I wanted to be president-I'm smarter than that jackass

Sumo Wrestler, I'll pretend you're Bush

You interrupted my weekend drunk for THIS? (Schiavo)

When I grow up, can I be a moderate Christian instead of you fanatics?

If I work at it, my feet almost touch the ground

I'll show that Frenchie I can kiss my own wife better than he can

Oooo, Frenchie, me next, me next

What better place to make out with your wife in public than at the Pope's funeral?

If I wear a yamaka in Israel, can I get the Jewish vote? Make 'em forget I said they were all going to hell

This side of my brain doesn't work too well

Can we get a royalty on this if we sell the pic to Great Expectations?

We're Anxiously Wating for Yours

I'll take a photo with you but I don't have to like it

How'd Chalabi get into that picture?

Ask me this one next. I've got a setup that will push Georgie into the Joke-Teller's Dirt

You're got a nice as*

And nice boobies, too

Iraq has made me a miliionnaire!

Bandar Bush waits his turn

Stop it! He doesn't look like a chimp... er

I won't look into his eyes-he'll steal my soul

Iraq is safe.... that's why I'm wearing all the armour. Yeah.

I'll make my PR people say it was a pretzel-that's it-I choked on a pretzel

Wish I wasn't standing behind him.

After I retire, I plan to have my own television show based on my life

Next step-a reboot in 2008

What happened to Santa?

It was almost me. ME! Who knew?

Me listen to my constituents? You must be joking

I sure crack myself up. How many times have I told this same joke? Which Social Security tour location am I at?

Don't ask

Hannibal Lector escaped... never mind, it's Chertoff-get that man some Visine

Smoking lines? Thank goodness for collagen and trips to the Grand Canyon

I think about Iraq every day! Every day, I tell you!

Yet another fan of Bush

Capital evacuated-but nobody cared about Bush on his bike

Are those horns coming out of your head or you just happy to rape and pillage the world?

The Old Eyes Get Sore When You Look Too Long at Videotapes to Diagnose Patients

At least one follower for Bush

Get that man a Right Guard bath-pronto

We Knew That!

Are they trying to tell me something with the yellow W's?

She better quit it or I'll stop subsidizing her and make her join up

That's my horse-milking hand-all tuckered out

Smoking catches up with you

There's that hand on the neck again

Was it something I bombed?

Why didn't they put somebody near me that wanted to hear me joke about being a C student?

Later. I'm coming to Crawford again for the weekend, like I always do

Kiss me again, husban... I mean President Bush

Being the Governor of Texas is dignified work

The Controlling Hand of Bush on McCain's Neck Strikes again

McCain has no self-respect